Obama’s Nuts…

I cannot fathom that a legitimate news organization would release the off the record comments of anyone in their studio, unless there was some sort of national security issue at hand or someone was in physical danger.  FOX released the comments of dumb ass jesse jackson, who must be boiling with rage as a result of his jealousy of senator obama.  but fox did release the tape and jesse jackson is a dumb ass.  we won’t even get into how much credibility jackson and the other fat black guy with a perm…sharpton lose every time they appear on fox.  but i guess these political has beens are not content to ride into the sunset with their questionable and maybe dubious in one case, place in american political history.  noooooooo….they are so panicked in the face of political irrelevancy and extinction, they will latch on to anyone or anything that will give them some air time.  it is appalling that american msm has become so base that they are willing to build a story about the testicals of a man who has a very good chance of becoming the next president of the united states.

that being said, the real purpose of this post is to say that the crude comment that jackson made about obama’s nuts was actually a boost for obama.  you see, obama is the most physically appealing presidential candidate that we have had in many decades…sorry bill clinton, obama has 10x more sex appeal than you ever had.  so, my point is that any “legitimate” opportunity for women and gay men (yes, obama has a huge fan club of gay men) to talk about anything remotely sexual related to senator obama is fantastic.  so, keep talking about obama’s chocolate nuts so we can keep imagining how damn lucky michelle obama is to be the one.  really now, when is the last time we had a president and first lady who were actually have sex with each other in the white house?  i think we can say with a pretty high level of confidence that barack is rocking michelle’s world on a regular basis.  On the other hand, even with viagra, the thought of john and cindy mccain with their clothes off is disgusting, at best.